Thursday, March 12, 2009
Amen
Guy to one of his friends coming out of class: I'm proud of myself, I threw a cat 2,000 feet today
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Hallway and Health Class discussions
Boy: Ow, my nipple!
Boy again: Yeah, that's right, I said nipple.
Health Class Teacher: Now we're going to talk about love. . . and sex, sometimes men get these two things confused.
Health Class Teacher: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, you need to take out your penis today.
Health Class Teacher: Yes women can rape men too. I mean, *points to chest* I'm not particularly afraid of being raped.
Teacher giving midterm: Any questions before we start, except for do we really have to do this?
Student #2: Do we really have to do this?
*Teacher explaining how to cite personal interviews, phone interviews, and email interviews in a research paper*
Student #1 (with a completely straight face): What do we do if we have a telegraph interview?
Teacher: I don't find you funny.
Senior Boy #1: I can't fucking wait until June 9th! I can't wait to graduate!
Senior Boy #2: It's June 12th, not the 9th.
Senior Boy #1: Oh fuck that. I want to graduate now. I don't want to wait anymore. I don't care if I have to go to summer school, I want to fucking graduate. Wait, can you go to summer school as a Senior?
Senior Boy #2: Uh, yeah you can go to summer school as a Senior.
Senior Boy #1: Alright, well I don't care if I have to go to summer school, I'm fucking graduating. June 12th, baby!
Boy again: Yeah, that's right, I said nipple.
Health Class Teacher: Now we're going to talk about love. . . and sex, sometimes men get these two things confused.
Health Class Teacher: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, you need to take out your penis today.
Health Class Teacher: Yes women can rape men too. I mean, *points to chest* I'm not particularly afraid of being raped.
Teacher giving midterm: Any questions before we start, except for do we really have to do this?
Student #2: Do we really have to do this?
*Teacher explaining how to cite personal interviews, phone interviews, and email interviews in a research paper*
Student #1 (with a completely straight face): What do we do if we have a telegraph interview?
Teacher: I don't find you funny.
Senior Boy #1: I can't fucking wait until June 9th! I can't wait to graduate!
Senior Boy #2: It's June 12th, not the 9th.
Senior Boy #1: Oh fuck that. I want to graduate now. I don't want to wait anymore. I don't care if I have to go to summer school, I want to fucking graduate. Wait, can you go to summer school as a Senior?
Senior Boy #2: Uh, yeah you can go to summer school as a Senior.
Senior Boy #1: Alright, well I don't care if I have to go to summer school, I'm fucking graduating. June 12th, baby!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Another night
girl: why were you stripping in science class?
boy: *sounds annoyed* I wasn't stripping!
Teacher: Coronary Heart Disease can lead to a heart attack and also angina. Now notice that is angina not vagina. Do not write vagina on your test.
Teacher talking about bullying: I became a teacher to protect the poor and innocent! Yes!
boy: *sounds annoyed* I wasn't stripping!
Teacher: Coronary Heart Disease can lead to a heart attack and also angina. Now notice that is angina not vagina. Do not write vagina on your test.
Teacher talking about bullying: I became a teacher to protect the poor and innocent! Yes!
Friday, January 2, 2009
Guy to other Guy: Sup Hannah Montana?
Teacher: Did anyone print out the career packets last night at home?
Class:( some mumble yes others mumble no)
Student #1: I browsed careers last night.
Teacher to student #1: Did you see that hey had a lot to offer?
Student #1: I was disappointed to see that they didn't have serial killer listed.
Teacher to student #1: I'd hope not.
Teacher: Did anyone print out the career packets last night at home?
Class:( some mumble yes others mumble no)
Student #1: I browsed careers last night.
Teacher to student #1: Did you see that hey had a lot to offer?
Student #1: I was disappointed to see that they didn't have serial killer listed.
Teacher to student #1: I'd hope not.
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