girl: why were you stripping in science class?
boy: *sounds annoyed* I wasn't stripping!
Teacher: Coronary Heart Disease can lead to a heart attack and also angina. Now notice that is angina not vagina. Do not write vagina on your test.
Teacher talking about bullying: I became a teacher to protect the poor and innocent! Yes!
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