Sunday, January 11, 2009

Another night

girl: why were you stripping in science class?
boy: *sounds annoyed* I wasn't stripping!

Teacher: Coronary Heart Disease can lead to a heart attack and also angina. Now notice that is angina not vagina. Do not write vagina on your test.

Teacher talking about bullying: I became a teacher to protect the poor and innocent! Yes!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Guy to other Guy: Sup Hannah Montana?

Teacher: Did anyone print out the career packets last night at home?
Class:( some mumble yes others mumble no)
Student #1: I browsed careers last night.
Teacher to student #1: Did you see that hey had a lot to offer?
Student #1: I was disappointed to see that they didn't have serial killer listed.
Teacher to student #1: I'd hope not.